Daaku santa se: pent utaar
Santa: maarna mat utarta hu.
Daaku: ab hath utha
santa ne daaku pe 4 thappad jad die
Daaku: Are saale maar kyon rha hai?
Santa darte hue.
bhai apne hello to bola hath utha 

5

Sheela – sir aaj kuchh naya padhaiyee
Instructor – bachchon har baat ke do matalab nikalate hain
Sheela – nikaal ke dikhaiyee sir
Instructor – Baith ja beti
Teri is baat ke bhi do matalab nikalte hain 

6

Patni: Nashta Karlo.
Husband: Sx hello Mera nashta hai. (Aur pati sx karne lag jata haj)
Dopahar ko Patni: Lunch Karlo.
Husband: Sx hello Mera lunch hai, • (Aur pati sx kame lag Jata haj)
(Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar
heater ke aago baithi hoti haj)
Husband: Ye kya hai
Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana
garam kar rahi hun.

7

Chati se chati mili, mila ched se ched, ghasa ghas hone lage, nikla safed safed, batao kya?
Ans. Aata chakki

8

Aurat bade pyar se kholti hai aur ek anjan admi bade pyar se karta hai batao kya?
Ans – aurat bde pyar se darwaja kholti hai aur admi use namaste karta hai?

9

What a part of the person has no bone however has muscle groups, has a number of veins, like pumping, & is liable for making love?
Ans – Coronary heart

10

Who’s one of the best goalkeeper on this planet?
All girls since they by no means enable balls to enter.

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Double That means Jokes for Girlfriend

1

Boyfriend- Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..

Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat…
Me mazaak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..

2

Chotu: Auntyji, you have got a Bungalow, Automobiles, Financial institution steadiness, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota Sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Enterprise hai.

3

Feeling bored?
Questioning, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your palms in between your zip..
take out your..
ebook out of your bag and research.

4

1 Girl Journey Agent ke Cross Gayi,  Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package deal Batao
Journey Agent: 50 Thousand Me 3 International locations, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Nation

Girl: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Journey Agent: Ek Package deal Bilkul Free Hai…
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamaari Firm Ka Hoga..!

5

Sharma ji ki get together me dinner
karte hue Verma ji ke
pas
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab, apne
to kuch liya hello nahi!”
Or 1
hen ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Social gathering khatam hone par Sharma ji ne
Verma ji se puchha:
“Khana kaisa tha?”
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya
thi, par finish mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya! 

6

Lady to physician: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri pores and skin bohat comfortable aur delicate hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?

Physician: KUNDI 

7

BF: I wanna kiss on Your Lips
GF: Higher Lips? or Decrease Lips
BF: What?
GF: Horizontal Lips? or vertical Lips?
BF: I didn’t Perceive
GF: Jaa Beta Jaake Pogo dekh.

8

Dulhan: Aaa Aaa… Dard ho raha hai, aaram se karo!

Dulha: Kuch nahi hoga… bas tum das tak gino… mein nikaal lunga.

Dulhan: 1, 2 Aah 3, 4, 5, Aah 6, 7 Aah, 8 Aah, 8 Vaao, 8, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4.. !!

9

Adhyapika: Baccho aaj hum vyakaran padhenge, to batao ek aurat ek khidki se jhaank rahi hai, ye kya hai!

Pappu: Madam Ji ye ek vachan hua!

Adhyapika: Accha Pappu, ab tum batao bahut se auraten khidki se jhaank rahi hain!

Pappu: kuch der sochne ke baad madam ye to Ra*di bazar hai!

10

Patni: Mein jabgaana gaati hun to tum bahar kyun khadi ho jaate ho!

Pati: Taaki logon ko ye na lage ki mein tumhare saath jabardasti kar raha hun!

Double That means Jokes for Boyfriend

1

Boy: Tumhari Automobile Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?

Lady: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.

Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?

Lady: Haan Le Lena, However Ye Toh Batao Automobile Ke Baare Mein hello Kyun Pooch rahe ho Ya???

2

Lavatory Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Lady Ko Har Jagah Contact  Kiya.

kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?……..Nahi….Woh Hai LIFEBOY!!!

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3

Intercourse Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola: Darling, Airtel ka BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!–Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??

4

Spouse- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Spouse- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hello hote ho.

5

Instructor: What got here 1st Solar or Moon ???
Santa: clearly Moon..
Instructor: How?
Santa: Madam ji Honey’moon’ hoga tabhi to ‘Son’ ayega na ! 

6

Lady: If you’ll suggest me with shortest sentence ever then solely I’ll settle for
..
..
Boy: DEGI?

7

What’s the factor {that a} man hides and ladies reveals whereas strolling?
Reply – Purse

8

Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant predominant hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Ans. Pocket.

9.

Why are girls extra talkative than males?
As a result of they’ve 4 lips.

10

Boy: Mujhse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba hai!
Lady: Kyaa??
Boy: Anubhav
Lady: Ohh Thik Hai, Mein Taiyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai
Boy: Kyaa??
Lady – Aatmavishwas

11

Saas: Ye bartan kisne tode…

Bahu: Ji hamari ladai hogayi thi…

Saas: Accha to ye palang kaise tuta…

Bahu: Ji haamara samjhauta hogaya tha!!

12

Badi behen honeymoon par gayi!

Choti ne message kiya, didi jo denims di thi, usse jarur pehanana!

Didi ne jawab diya, iss haramkhor ne 4 din se chaddi nahi pehanane di, aur tujhe denims ki padi hai?

13

An exquisite girl was chatting with a Common at a celebration:
Girl: When was the final time you had intercourse?
Common: 1945.
Girl: Oh my God! How about some now ?
Common: [Looks at his watch] No, I’m cool. It’s solely 2030.

14.

Tujhe Dekh Ke
Khara Hota Hai
Meri Hasraton ka Minaar…

Wah Wah…

Ab Jhuk Jara Daal Dun
Tere Gale Mein Phoolon Ka Haar…

Be Constructive
Mere yaar…

15.

Biwi Ko Din Mein Karoge To Vo Sust Rahegi…

Sham Ko Karoge To Chust Rahegi…

Roj Karoge To Tandrust Rahegi…

Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi…

“Workplace Se Sirf 1 Name”

16.

Sunny Leone is casted within the sequel of

Hum Aapke Hain Kaun… With Household Track…

Bhabhi Tum Khushiyon ka Khajan…

Dicckk Tana Diokay tana a dck tana!

Humorous Double That means Jokes

1

Lady: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke
12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Hain Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai
Thake Nhi Kya…???

Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Foremost To Din Raat
Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai…!!!

2

Usne Utaari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Shirt To Pahle Hello Diya Tha Utar…!!!

;;
;;
;;
Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray
Sukhane Ka Taar…

3

Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt
Kya Sochti Hai…??

Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada “Bade” Ho
Gye hai…!!

;;

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Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, “BAALON” pe…!!!

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4

Lady: Kal raat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hello buhat tha
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.

5

Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise
Pay Karte-
Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi
.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein
Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.

Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui,
Madam?
Khada Aapne Mera
Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par
Gayi?“

6

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ 

7

Wo kaun si cheez hai jisme ladkiyaan ladke se kahti hai aur jyada andar daalo?
Reply- sui me dhaga

8

What begins with an ‘S’ and ends with a ‘Ok’ and you’ll’t get pleasure from it till you place it in your mouth?
Snack.

9

My pal instructed me, he was engaged on a particular Venture “Aqua Thermal therapy of Ceramics, Aluminium, and Metal beneath a constrained atmosphere”
I used to be impressed.
Later after I come to know that fool was washing utensils in heat water, beneath the supervision of his spouse !!

10

I used to be flying Lufthansa from New Delhi to Vienna. It’s a protracted, 8 hr flight and mine was a late evening one.

Many of the air hostesses have been blue eyed blondes for the exception of 1 girl who was a bit older, maybe in her 40s.

So individuals have been settling in to sleep whereas I used to be nonetheless ending my dinner and many individuals stored calling for the hostesses, some for water, some for blankets..

The blondes have been fairly fairly. I pressed the flight name attendant button hoping one in every of them would flip up and I’d maybe strike up a dialog as I wasn’t sleepy.

However the older girl turned up for me. So I simply instructed her that they’re doing an important job and I’m having fun with my flight with them. She paused for a second and checked out me intently and stated, “thanks, however is there one thing you need younger man?”

I took a second. After which quietly stated :

“I’d like to have one other one in every of these mango mousses”

She smiled, went again and received me TWO.

11

Papp galli mein peshab kar raha tha…

Tabhi vahan se ek ladki nikli…

Pappu ko peshab karta dekhkar…

Ladki vahan ruk gayi…

Pappu – Dariya mat!

Aap jissase dar rahi hain

usse mene pakad rakha hai!

12

Tu ameer ghar ki ladki hai isliye shayad tere itna bade hain…

Tere inn badon ke chakkar mein mere armaan khade hain.

13

A younger girl had simply visited her physician and he knowledgeable her that she was pregnant. The younger girl had been married for ten years and had wished a child very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her method house, she felt that she needed to share the excellent news with somebody. The gentleman sitting subsequent to her appeared nearly as good as anybody to share the excellent news with.

Sir, she stated, I simply obtained one of the best information you might ever think about. I’ve to share it with somebody or I’ll bust. She instructed him the information that the physician had instructed her about being pregnant.

The person shared her enthusiasm as he shared his expertise. He stated he was a farmer and he had bother together with his hens laying eggs. He acknowledged that he went out to the hen home one morning and all of his hens had laid eggs. He was so completely happy. he added, “however confidentially, I modified cocks.”

The newly pregnant girl responded, “Confidentially, me too.”

14

Baap apne bete the consequence lene college gaya!

Baap: Madam kab dogi? Kaafi der se mera Pappu khada hai.

Madam: Interval To Khatam Hone Do!